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[ San Diego / February 2027 / 30 seats ]

NOT30 Seats.
You Must
Apply.CHURCHMARKETINGNot Another Church Marketing Conference

A two-day working intensive for the 30 best church marketers we can find. Torrey Pines Church, San Diego. February 2027.

APPLY TO NOT ATTEND A CONFERENCE

You know the drill by now.

A motivational keynote from a pastor with a 15-person creative team. A breakout on social media tips you knew in 2019. Then the main stage session that turns out to be a software demo, and by day two you realize the whole conference exists to sell you postcard mailers.

Meanwhile, search got rebuilt from the ground up. People find churches through ChatGPT now. And church marketing conferences are still teaching Canva.

Marketing changed. Church conferences didn't. We did something about it.

What we deleted

  • Keynotes
  • Breakout sessions
  • Vendor booths
  • Beginner content
  • Swag bags
  • An audience

What's left

  • One room.
  • Thirty practitioners.
  • Laptops open.
  • Real websites on the big screen.
  • AI search, schema, AEO, GEO.
  • The work, done before you fly home.

The other 29 people are the conference.

No stage. No audience. Everyone attends everything, because there are no breakouts to choose between and nothing to miss. We take on one problem at a time, together: you learn from an expert for twenty minutes, then every laptop opens and you do the work live on your own church with 29 capable people within arm's reach. Then a real church goes up on the big screen and the whole room helps it succeed.

You've been the best marketer in the room at every church conference you've ever attended.

For two days, you won't be.

That's the gift.

// The format

01
Learn from experts.

Twenty minutes. Expert level. No warm-up act.

02
Do the work together.

Laptops open. Everyone implements it live on their own church, at the same time.

03
Help another church succeed.

A real church on the big screen. Thirty marketers fix it together. Yours can be next.

Repeat until everything ships. Nobody watches. Everybody works.

We read every application. We reject people.

Not to be exclusive for its own sake. The product you're buying is the other 29 people, so every seat filled with a beginner makes your seat worth less. We protect the room.

If you're the person other church staff come to with their marketing questions, this is for you.

February 2027 / Torrey Pines Church, San Diego / Two days / 30 seats / $599 / Application only / Lunch and Materials Included

// Application

We read every one. No auto-replies.

// FAQ

Is this a conference?
No. Maybe. But we don't like being typecast.
Will there be a keynote speaker?
No. Not in the traditional sense. We may have a few special guests.
Can my vendor company sponsor a session?
Absolutely not.
I'm new to church marketing. Should I apply?
Not yet. We mean that kindly. Come back in a couple of years.
What if I don't get in?
You get a personal note and first look at the next cohort. The room stays small on purpose.
More questions? →